Quotes

Season One

"Hey, I want that knife back, you know." MacGyver - Pilot

Pilot: "What are you doing?" MacGyver: "Making a rocket thruster." - Pilot

Pilot: "What are we doing?" MacGyver: "I'll tell ya later." - Pilot

Mac's "little brother": "Come on, Mac, I've had big brothers before. None of them lived in a place like this." MacGyver: "Well, it's comfy. I call it home." Mac's "little brother": "I thought you had to be real normal to be a big brother. I mean, this ain't a normal place to live. This is weird." MacGyver: "People a lot taller than yourself have said the exact same thing." - Pilot

"Tell me you were just in a hurry to see me and there's no bad news!" MacGyver - Pilot

MacGyver: "What other options do they have?... I'm it, aren't I?" Gant: "You're it." - Pilot

MacGyver: "You Colson?" Colson: "That's right. You must be the screwball." - Pilot

Colson: "You know, it's gonna take a lot more than you can carry in that knapsack to get you through all this.." MacGyver: "Well, the bag's not for what I take Colson, it's for what I find along the way." - Pilot

Barbara:" I know, maybe it's not the right moment to ask, but what's your name anyway?" MacGyver: "MacGyver" Barbara: "That's a good name." - Pilot

Gant: "Uh, you got 3 hours and 27 minutes Mac. How's Spencer holding up?" MacGyver: "Well, she likes my name. What more could I ask for?" - Pilot

MacGyver: "Chocolate! Want one of these?" Barbara: "No thanks! How can you think about eating candy at a time like this when chances of us getting out of here alive...." MacGyver: "I know what the odds are, but I thought we might be able to store up on a little energy before we pressed on." - Pilot

"To you, they're milk chocolate. To sulphuric acid, it's lactose and sucrose. C12, H22, O11 disaccharide. The acid will react with the sugar to form an elemental carbon and a thick gummy residue, which should be enough to clog up that rupture. Temporarily at least." MacGyver - Pilot

MacGyver: "Oh, and Spencer?" Barbara: "Yeah, make sure it melts in the acid and not in my hand, right?" MacGyver: "Yeah." - Pilot

Barbara: "Don't tell me you know how to make a bomb out of a stick of chewing gum." MacGyver: "Why, you got some...?"- Pilot

Barbara: "I'd kiss you MacGyver, but I've got this cold.... " MacGyver: "So what's a little cold between friends?...."- Pilot

"You may not believe this, but there have been times when I've had a lot more fun in the back seat of a car." MacGyver - Crusher/The Golden Triangle

"Ah shucks, I guess this means I won't have time to do any shopping." MacGyver - Crusher/The Golden Triangle

"Typical. Just when you're getting ahead, someone changes the odds." MacGyver - Pegasus/Thief of Budapest

"I'm with you pal, I hate heights." MacGyver - Pegasus/Thief of Budapest

"Gypsies don't need a watch. They don't tell time." Iana - Pegasus/Thief of Budapest

"Budapest has Gypsies like a dog has fleas." Masik - Pegasus/Thief of Budapest

"I'm in the market for a Swiss Army Knife." MacGyver - Pegasus/Thief of Budapest

"Some people are scared of anybody who runs free." MacGyver - Pegasus/Thief of Budapest

"I'll never forget the motto she taught us. 'Be prepared'" MacGyver- The Map/The Gauntlet

"The great thing about a map is that it gets you in and out of places in alot of different ways." MacGyver - The Map/The Gauntlet

"A good map always takes you where you want to go!" MacGyver - The Map/The Gauntlet

"I'm harmless." MacGyver - The Map/The Gauntlet

"I've been here and there, in this and that place. But actually I wanted to find out, how the world works, I wanted to meet people, find out how different they are and yet always the same!" MacGyver - The Map/The Gauntlet

"You're a very unexpected man, MacGyver. You keep me off balance." Kate Connelly - The Map/The Gauntlet

Kate: "And how do we make a fire now? Do we wait for a lightning, or do we rub two sticks together?" MacGyver: "I thought I'd use a match." Kate: "Aw, shucks, I was looking forward to seeing more of your Boy Scout stuff." - The Map/The Gauntlet

"I fixed it...MacGyver style." Kate - The Map/The Gauntlet

"Bond, James Bond." MacGyver - The Heist

"Brace yourself. This could be fun." MacGyver - The Heist

"I've found from past experiences that the tighter your plan, the more likely you are to run into something unpredictable." MacGyver - The Heist

"That's when I usually get a call; when someone's in trouble and needs some rescuing." MacGyver - Whitewater/Trumbo's World

"I think I should get an unlisted phone number." MacGyver - Whitewater/Trumbo's World

"I don't waste time on the impossible." Trumbo - Whitewater/Trumbo's World

"I don't know how good ants are at swimmin', but I'd be willing to bet that a good fire'd get their attention." MacGyver - Whitewater/Trumbo's World

"You got that one Trumbo. The trouble is a couple billion of his relatives are coming to the funeral." MacGyver - Whitewater/Trumbo's World

"I'm not perfect... yet." MacGyver - Last Stand

"I'll wish for you. You wish for me." MacGyver - Last Stand

"This is one of those times when you go one way or the other and the rest of your life depends upon which way you pick." Al - Last Stand

"You gotta be careful what you wish for Kelly, it just might come true." MacGyver - Last Stand

"A man of many, many, many, many, many talents." MacGyver - Hellfire

""Why can't I come up with money saving ideas like that?" " Laura - Hellfire

"This road would definitely be an E ride at Disneyland." MacGyver - Hellfire

"You can forget about the new truck. I'll take a dozen of those ballpoint pens." Bill - Hellfire

"I do what I do the way I do it." MacGyver - The Prodigal

"You're the one who used to tell me that you don't fish for fish, you fish for fishing." MacGyver - Kitchen Magic/Target MacGyver

"What a beautiful part of the world. It has everything but people." MacGyver - Kitchen Magic/Target MacGyver

"Hey, you're like me. You make do with what you got." Lisa - Nightmares

"Like the magician said, a little misdirection never hurt." MacGyver - Nightmares

"That's the handymanside of MacGyver. He likes to make clever little things out of odd bits." Quail - Funeral in Berlin/Deathlock

"Come on, you never played a round of golf in your entire misspent life." Pete Thornton - Countdown

"Everybody makes mistakes once in a while. The trick is, learning to live with it, like we all do, even if you are special." MacGyver - Ugly Duckling

"Friendship is not something I take lightly. Too hard to come by." MacGyver - Ugly Duckling

"What happened here?"- Pete "The wages of sin, I think."- MacGyver - The Assassin

Season Two

"Making waves already, Mr. MacGyver?" Dr. Jill Ludlum - The Human Factor

"30,000 watts of laser is a whole lot more than a peck on the cheek." Dr. Jill Ludlum - The Human Factor

"I'd hate to be the one that had to do the floors around here." MacGyver - The Human Factor

"Aw come on, where's your sense of adventure?" MacGyver - The Human Factor

"Put twelve guys carrying sticks in an enclosed area and sooner or later...men will be boys." MacGyver - The Eraser

"Linda, sweetheart, the car will go now, I suggest you go with it." MacGyver - The Eraser

"I lived by the beach when I was a kid. Well, it really wasn't a beach, it was a drainage ditch." Jimmy Kendall - The Eraser

"Look, if this works, it'll keep us from gettin' caught. If it doesn't, it'll keep us from gettin' old." MacGyver - The Eraser

"You know, for a smart guy you're not too bright, are ya?" MacGyver - The Eraser

"I didn't think you'd go in for whipped bean curd." MacGyver - The Eraser

"Take my advice, stay young." Jimmy Kendall - The Eraser

"He shoots, scores, and wins!" MacGyver - The Eraser

"Dreams are important, otherwise sleep is just eight hours of nothing." Jimmy Kendall - The Eraser

"You don't go to people with your problems. You come to your friends." MacGyver - Twice Stung

Joanne Remings: "Oh, I heard about you. You're the guy that does the whatchamacallits, you know, MacGyverisms - turns one thing into another." MacGyver: "MacGyverisms?" - Twice Stung

"Old Minnesota wisdom; if you don't wanna be touched, look downright untouchable." MacGyver - The Wish Child

"Teenage party; what ever happened to spin the bottle?" MacGyver - The Wish Child

"If you could do what you just did, you could land this thing on the moon." Ramon - Final Approach

"Tricks o' me trade ol' boy, tricks o' me trade!" Jack Dalton - Jack of Lies

"So what's the deal? Papa Thornton say you can come out and play, or what?" Jack Dalton - Jack of Lies

"Jack operates a lot on faith." MacGyver - Jack of Lies

Sister Margaret: "What's he doing?" Pete: "I haven't got a clue, but I'm used to it." The Road Not Taken

"Still doing it, huh? Making things out of thin air?" Deborah - The Road Not Taken

"Well, when it comes down to me against a situation, I don't like the situation to win." MacGyver - The Road Not Taken

"I'm good with broken down machinery; it's the only kind I've ever had." Sister Margaret - The Road Not Taken

"They say drowning men see their lives flash before them - falling men do, too." MacGyver - Eagles

"The only arguments I ever had with my mother were about bedtime. I finally had to let her stay up until ten." MacGyver - Eagles

"This isn't a movie, they're using real bullets!" MacGyver - Three for the Road

"A paperclip can be a wonderous thing. More times than I can remember, one of these has gotten me out of a tight spot." MacGyver - Three for the Road

"A good relationship is a lot like a car. If you want it to work smoothly, you gotta put a lot of work into it, and have the right tools." MacGyver - Three for the Road

"That's easy for you to say, you're not running on my knees!" Harry - Phoenix Under Siege

"Don't be modest. Everybody knows MacGyver's MacGyver." Victoria - Phoenix Under Siege

"It's funny how when you want time to move along, it never does - but when you're running out of time, it disappears much too soon." MacGyver - Phoenix Under Siege

"When I was a kid, I used to have nightmares, and you used to tell me that being scared's a lot worse when you're all alone." MacGyver - Phoenix Under Siege

"We heard an explosion, that's all! MacGyver's (darn) hard to kill." Pete - Family Matter

"If life in America is like this, who needs movies." Yuri Dimitri - Soft Touch

"I think if you try hard enough and make the best of a situation, the situation won't get the best of you." MacGyver - Birth Day

"I don't suppose you know anything about delivering a baby...I didn't think so." Elaine - Birth Day

"You guys are missing out on a good deal if you kill me. See, I'm kind of an expert with just about everything." MacGyver - Pirates

Pete: "Boy, don't you ever dust this place?" MacGyver: "Twice a year, like clockwork." Out In The Cold

"I cannot eat 1200 beans that have been battered beyond recognition." Pete - Out in the Cold

"Skiing's fun. Avalanches are dangerous." MacGyver - Out in the Cold

Ski Patrol:"Look, I hate to have to tell you this, but only 1 out of 25 survives an avalanche." Pete Thornton: "MacGyver will be the one!" - Out in the Cold

"Don't you think six feet under is taking 'laying low' a little far?" MacGyver - Dalton, Jack of Spies

"That's it? That's spy talk? Some science." MacGyver - Dalton, Jack of Spies

"Thornton, MacGyver, do you remember what Mark Twain once said? 'The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.'" Murdoc - Partners

"That lady is a top level, world class assassin named Murdoc." Pete - Partners

"I know that look; I've never been able to figure out how your mind works, but I know when it works." Pete - Partners

"He's got honesty the way some people have diseases... incurable." Jack - Partners

"Egg whites are good for a lot of things; lemon merangue pie, angel food cake, and clogging up radiators." MacGyver - Bushmaster

"Sometimes I just hate it when I'm right." MacGyver - Bushmaster

"Birthday blues, I've seen it before. What's the meaning of life? What's the grand plan? What's to drink?" Jack - Friends

"Just goes to show ya, a good map will always get you where you want to go." "Yeah, provided you wanna get there in the first place." Harry & MacGyver - Friends

"For the past seven years I have done nothing but travel around the world getting shot up, locked up, blown up... and all I have to show for it are a couple of empty rolls of duct tape." MacGyver - Friends

"When I was a kid, my grandfather used to say to me that a fella's life wasn't worth mentioning if he hadn't shared it with some folks along the way." MacGyver giving his birthday speech - Friends

"He can fix anything. He can fix a computer with a hairpin and a piece of duct tape." Pete - DOA: MacGyver

"What, one of her deals? That's not a favor, that's a human sacrifice!" MacGyver - For Love Or Money

"My old high school physics and chemistry classes come in real handy sometimes. Not to mention the fact that when you're in a squeeze, necessity always seems to come through as the true mother of invention." MacGyver - For Love or Money

Season Three

Jimmy: "You're very thick-headed, you know that?" MacGyver: "You know something? You're right." - Back from the Dead

"Math and science do prove useful." MacGyver - Fire and Ice

"I don't give a rat's pajamas about the money!" MacGyver - Jack in the Box

"That's Murdoc. He's not your normal professional killer." MacGyver - The Widowmaker

"Funny thing about running is that you always end up taking yourself with you." Pete - The Widowmaker

MacGyver: "You okay?" Nikki: "How about yourself?" MacGyver: "Good, real good". - The Widowmaker

"Nothing worse than a physicist stupefied by the obvious." Professor Ryman - Hell Week

"You're the one who has the Nobel prize; you figure it out." Janet - Hell Week

"Anybody who sounds like this should be home in bed." MacGyver with a cold - Blow Out

"I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed this morning." MacGyver - Blow Out

"Can't talk you into a haircut, can I?" Pete - The Negotiator

"A man should not live under the same sky as his father's murderers." Luke - Murderer's Sky

"I've learned that I've got a lot to learn." Luke - Murderer's Sky

Season Four

"I mean crazy... loopy as a loon." Sylvia - Secret of Parker House

"Well that would sound a lot more convincing if you weren't holding a human skull." Penny Parker - The Secret of Parker House

"Coming home is like reaching into a grab bag of memories. Some of them good, some of them not so good." MacGyver - Blood Brothers

"It never stops there. You got a gun, things happen. People die." MacGyver - Blood Brothers

"My jeep went over a cliff. I died, and went to Thanksgiving." MacGyver - The Outsiders

"I need a plane, I need a pilot. I need you, Jack." MacGyver - On A Wing And A Prayer

"(Heck) of a way to go, huh? I always thought I'd drop dead at my desk, or on the 9th tee." Pete - On A Wing And A Prayer

"Your slipknot's not slipping!" MacGyver - On a Wing and a Prayer

Pete: "Where's MacGyver?" Jack: "Oh, don't worry Pete, he's flying economy." - On a Wing and a Prayer

"If you let yourself be afraid of dying, you're just gonna end up being afraid of living." Charlie - Collision Course

"Actually, I've seen you do a lot more, with a lot less." Pete - Collision Course

"I call it an obstacle course. Some of the others call it MacGyverland." MacGyver - The Survivors

"Does this count towards my recertification, or do I have to go back to MacGyverland?" Pete - The Survivors

"That one guy in there could put frost on a sunny day." MacGyver - Deadly Dreams

"To solve his deadly riddle, you'll have to be intellectually superior, exceptionally persistent, and possess an abundance of ingenuity. Are you all of these things, Mr. MacGyver?" Dr. Zito - Deadly Dreams

"Mothers, Sometimes they're more trouble than they're worth, ya know?" Jack - Ma Dalton

"My mother, a wanted felon. What a day..." Jack - Ma Dalton

"I was a little slow coming out of the esophagus, wasn't I?" Penny - Cleo Rocks

"Trust is such a worthless commodity. Now security... that's priceless." Papion - Fraternity of Thieves

"A parent can only take so much responsibility." MacGyver - Fraternity of Thieves

"The karma of any number that's not divisble by 2 or 5 just puts us into a cosmic tailspin, totally." MacGyver - The Battle Of Tommy Giordano

"The wrong number really messes with my polarity." Mary Ruth Giordano - The Battle of Tommy Giordano

"Every action has an equal and opposite reaction." MacGyver quoting Isaac Newton's third law of motion - The Challenge

"Every action has a reaction...you've got to believe that." MacGyver - The Challenge

"It just goes to show you, you can't judge a book by it's color." MacGyver - The Challenge

"Never could say no to a stray, could you MacGyver." Cynthia - Runners

"I know about people who live on houseboats. They like to drift around." Crystal - Runners

"That is what I always admired about you, how you never let go of something worthwhile." Natalie to MacGyver - Gold Rush

"I think you shouldn't go Russian on me just yet. You know, heroic, fatalistic... Russian." MacGyver - Gold Rush

"You tell me, what's a convict look like?" Liz - The Invisible Killer

"Wow, and I thought my whistle was clever." Liz - The Invisible Killer

"Dream nothin'; that was one-hundred-fifty proof nightmare." Jack Dalton - Brainwashed

"From the bottom of my heart I salute you." Trigger words for Jack Dalton - Brainwashed

"It was just me and the salmon, like a dream come true." Trigger words for Pete Thornton - Brainwashed

"Why let a little thing like this ruin a perfectly good vacation." MacGyver - Easy Target

"You gentlemen know how these work - pull the pin, release the handle and it explodes. Crude, but effective." Johnathan - Easy Target

"Most people go out and work for a living instead of dragging their friends from one disaster to another." MacGyver - Unfinished Business

"This is the thanks I get for cutting my friends in on a golden opportunity. Imagine my chagrin." Jack Dalton - Unfinished Business

Season Five

"If you want to get MacGyver's help, first you have to get his full and undivided attention." Zoe - Legend Of The Holy Rose (Part 1)

MacGyver: "Just tell me what you want me to do!" Zoe Ryan: "Help me find the Holy Grail." MacGyver: "Indiana Jones already did that. I saw the movie." - Legend of the Holy Rose (Part 1)

"It's been waiting 800 years, I don't think another day is gonna matter." MacGyver - Legend Of The Holy Rose (Part 1)

"Thats the ugliest dang dog I've ever seen" Frank Colton - The Black Corsage

"Everybody used to say the world was flat, too." MacGyver - Cease Fire

"You can do anything you wanna do if you put your mind to it." MacGyver - Cease Fire

"If you've got something to say, you should say it. Otherwise, it's just gonna tear you up inside." MacGyver - Cease Fire

"My mother always taught me never to carry a picture of Andrew Jackson in my wallet." Jesse Colton - Second Chance

"Almost as good as me; and deadly as she is beautiful." Murdoc - Halloween Knights

"Murdoc, if this is another one of your games, let's get on with it." MacGyver - Halloween Knights

"You know I'm not real big on doing favors for professional killers." MacGyver - Halloween Knights

"Happy Halloween, MacGyver. Trick or Treat." Murdoc - Halloween Knights

"I'm so sorry about your friend. He must have been a very special person." Ashton - Halloween Knights

"Greetings from the grave, MacGyver." Murdoc - Halloween Knights

"I may be reformed, but I'm not crazy." Murdoc - Halloween Knights

"Don't worry, MacGyver, you'll see me again. Just keep looking over your shoulder." Murdoc - Halloween Knights

"You know, MacGyver, that's why you're so hard to beat. Nobody knows what you're going to do next, including you." Murdoc - Halloween Knights

"It's perfectly harmless, trust me." Murdoc - Halloween Knights

"You're gonna have to trust me on this." MacGyver - Children of Light

"This might sound ridiculous, but hang on!" MacGyver - Children of Light

"Hey, no problem!" MacGyver - Children of Light

"Changing your name you can do - but changing who you are, this you can never do." Sam - The Ten Percent Solution

"I think Santa's giving me a hernia for Christmas." Pete - The Madonna

"Ice Cream." MacGyver and his mom's secret word that made everything better - The Madonna

"Trust me. I know about this stuff." MacGyver - The Madonna

"Christmas isn't about what you get, it's what you give." Carol the bag lady - The Madonna

"Oh boy, you call yourself a Santa?" "No, I call myself employed." Pete & the Charity Santa - The Madonna

"I'm strictly into mainframes...com...puters." Dexter Filmore- Jenny's Chance

"Love. It sure does affect productivity." Pete - Deep Cover

"Man, I'm so hungry I could almost eat health food." Wilt - The Lost Amadeus

"Love is not some bill to be payed on holidays and weekends, Bud. You wanna show someone you care, you do it when they're not around, like living up to the example they set." Harry - Passages

"Death's not so scary. I don't think it's the end of anything. It's just another step along the way." MacGyver - Passages

Season Six

"For a man who doesn't like violence, you certainly know alot about it." R.T. Hines - Tough Boys

"Bold and nosy. I'm famous for that." MacGyver - Tough Boys

"Discipline is only a crime when it's enforced by somebody with the sensitivity and judgment of a rock." MacGyver - Tough Boys

"I'm not gonna take it in the back, and I'm not gonna take it lying down, so you're just gonna have to shoot me face to face! I can't believe I just said that..." MacGyver - Humanity

"Human nature. I do something nice for you, you do something nice for me, like not kill me. Next thing you know, we're friends." MacGyver - Humanity

"If I didn't get you turned around the venom would've gone straight to your heart, assuming you have one." MacGyver - Humanity

"Don't thank me. I was born a warm and wonderful human being." Pete - The Gun

"A thousand down, only a hundred million to go." MacGyver - The Gun

"It takes a lot more than candy cordials to get that ripped." Det. Michael Kiley - Twenty Questions

"You can't outsmart computer imaging." Pete - The Wall

"Just setting up a program here, it's uh, very complicated stuff." MacGyver - The Wall (which he says as he's finishing a game of "Blades of Steel" on the Nintendo Entertainment System! :-)

"I'm an expert on the subject. One day I'll educate you. A lesson in evil, you might say." Dr. Zito - Lesson in Evil

"Evil cannot be beaten simply by confronting it." Dr. Zito - Lesson in Evil

"Evil never plays fair. That's why it will always win." Zito - Lesson in Evil

"It was all part of Harry's lesson; that success isn't a matter of how much you've got, it's how well you live." MacGyver - Harry's Will

"Why couldn't he have just died like everybody else? No, not Harry - he's too stubborn." Cody - Harry's Will

"Like cowboys, who are faithful to their horse, but not with a woman." Maria - MacGyver's Women

"I've got something to say about all of this.... and, I'm going to bed." MacGyver - MacGyver's Women

"You carry secrets, each of you; wounds on your souls. The wounds will only heal if you trust in each other." Dr. Destiny - MacGyver's Women

"Someday I'll learn to drive on the Interstate." MacGyver - Bitter Harvest

"Sounds like it could mean paying jobs for these folks - I think that's more important than chasing after little green men, don't you?" Sheriff - The Visitor

"Ya gotta wonder." MacGyver - The Visitor

"You're both travelling on the same path, and she seems to know the road!" Mama Colton - Squeeze Play

"There's some things it's just not right to put a price on." Novus Riley - Squeeze Play

"What they told us about Americans before glastnost, about how all of you are selfish monsters, is totally bogus." Nikolai - Jerico Games

"I'm not trying to be mysterious about it, it's just that what I do is...well, it's tough to explain." MacGyver - Jerico Games

"Somehow, in the corner of my mind as I was going down, I knew you'd show up. You're always on time." Willis - The Wasteland

"Phoenix is a public interest foundation; it sticks it's nose in all kinds of places." Laura - The Wasteland

"Self-educated men usually have fools for teachers." Professor Axford - The Eye Of Osiris

"It is the universal truth; he who has the gun asks the questions." Nicholas Von Leer - The Eye Of Osiris

"Well maybe if you weren't such a dragon lady you'd have a partner to do those things for you." Earl Dent - High Control

"Well maybe if there weren't so many sociopaths like you running around, we could afford partners." Montana - High Control

"There are no great things to accomplish in this life, just small things done with great love." Rachel quoting Fr. Jim - There But For The Grace

"The only difference between you and me is a little bit of luck." MacGyver - There But For The Grace

Nelson Richardson: "How did you think of that?" MacGyver: "Uh, I don't know. It just kind of made sense." - Blind Faith

"I remember one day, we spent a whole morning just looking at a rainbow, yeah... just looking." Pete - Blind Faith

"Pete, I'll be your eyes, you be my hands." MacGyver - Blind Faith

"I don't understand you, Leo. You keep saying how you like the air up here. Why do you spoil it with those cancer sticks?" Faith - Faith, Hope & Charity

"It's just two old ladies and a gimp!" Gorman - Faith, Hope, and Charity

"I have a terrific idea, why don't you just slam a door on their leg. That ought to get their attention." Faith - Faith, Hope & Charity

"Better death through chemistry, that's what I always say." Murdoc - Strictly Business

"The death of MacGyver, scene one, Action." Murdoc - Strictly Business

"Goodbye, MacGyver. Rest in pieces!" Murdoc - Strictly Business

"Why don't you say your prayers now? That is, if you can remember any." Murdoc - Strictly Business

"If I had some duct tape, I could fix that." Murdoc - Strictly Business

"One man's terrorist is another man's patriot." Whitecloud - Trail of Tears

"There are many things your world could learn from ours." Standing Wolf - Trail of Tears

"MacGyver, we are friends, we've been friends, but you have never really needed me." Pete - Hind Sight

"Yeah, sure. You come up with the brains and I provide the paychecks." Pete - Hind Sight

Pete: "MacGyver! That is just like you. Oooh! You wait 'till I'm back on my feet. I'm going to get you." MacGyver: "I'm counting on it." - Hind-Sight

Season Seven

"It appears that the military look is in. Of course, I have more accessories." Murdoc - Obsessed

"I can see why they made you king." MacGyver - Good Knight, MacGyver (Part 1)

"Walk in love, walk in service, and you will walk in honor, my beloved son, Angus." Ian M'Iver - Good Knight, MacGyver (Part 2)

"Only a fool is sure of anything, a wise man keeps on guessing." MacGyver quoting Harry - The Stringer

"The killing has to stop with us, Mei Jan. It has to." Sam - The Stringer

Made-for-TV Movies

MacGyver: Lost Treasure of Atlantis

Atticus: "If I taught you anything in university, it's that the search for truth is never easy, MacGyver."

Atticus: "...but not before hiding the Torch somewhere down here. I'd bet my life on it." MacGyver: "Them's some pretty high stakes, Professor. Let's hope we don't lose that bet, huh?"

Atticus: "Oh please understand, I mean, you were the only person that I could turn to." MacGyver: "Story of my life."

Professor Atticus: "You sure this will work?" MacGyver: "Nope." Professor Atticus: "Good, that's the MacGyver I know."

Professor Atticus: "You always were my brightest student." (talking about MacGyver)

MacGyver: Trail to Doomsday

Paul Moran: "Let me go. We're both going to die." MacGyver: "No one's gonna die! No one's gonna die."

Natalia: "You never give up, do you?" MacGyver: "I guess it just wasn't meant to be."

Elise Moran: "My father cared so much for this planet. He just wanted to do some good." MacGyver: "He did. The world's a safer place because of Paul." Elise: "Maybe, but my father, your friend, he's gone." MacGyver: "Then I guess it's up to us."